Dear Alexandra Seal,
We would also like to point out how retarded you are because you bought Volume 1 of your history book when you were supposed to buy Volume 2. Now you can't do your homework that is due tomorrow. You will have to pay another $100 or so for this new book, and since you bought the loose leaf Volume 1, it is basically worthless and can't be exchanged for like anything.
Just reminding you, if you fail this or any class this semester, we will kick you out of Sierra for at least a semester, and will have to petition your way back in.
Best of luck,