Friday, July 3, 2009

Dear Pet Gopher Snake...

We didn't know you would taste that bad. Sorry we killed you.

One shot KO made by Monty the Maniac.

Yes. It was a solid blow to the face. I'm glad you were put out of your misery fast, that was nice.

57 inches! We couldn't believe it.

Huge huge gopher snake. And baby Wyatt throwing rocks at it. Good boy.

Scalies. Goodness, I love texture. God made everything so beautiful and intricate in this world.

Bounce and Monty skinning the snake. Slightly repulsive, but they were awesome.

Dericious. At this point I was really not feelin up to eating the snake.

All skinned. So gross. Then Monty talked to Dog Bone and we decided to bread the snake like chicken...

I'll be honest, it was disgusting.
So, my dear little gopher snake, I'm sorry we killed you. I really hope you weren't the pet gopher snake that Becky kept until it was too big... And you didn't really taste very good so that sorta was bad too. Okay byee.
Love always,


Moorea Seal said...

GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. rip snake.

JD said...

I just died.