The Bane Of My Existence List.
Bane: n, A source of persistent annoyance
1. Scantron tests.
2. Hair ties snapping while you are putting your hair up.
3. People scratching their scalps.
4. Drinking orange juice after you have brushed your teeth.
5. Ke$ha.
6. Loose strings on clothing.
7. Women who are verbally abusive to their husbands.
8. Mismatching socks.
9. Markers that lose their ink half way through you what you are using them for.
10. Forwards.
11. Men with fake tans.
12. That one person in your class that talks too much.
13. Untrained dogs.
14. People who do nothing and still get straight A's.
15. Bad grammar.
16. Sneezing.
17. Twitter
Bane: n, A source of persistent annoyance
1. Scantron tests.
2. Hair ties snapping while you are putting your hair up.
3. People scratching their scalps.
4. Drinking orange juice after you have brushed your teeth.
5. Ke$ha.
6. Loose strings on clothing.
7. Women who are verbally abusive to their husbands.
8. Mismatching socks.
9. Markers that lose their ink half way through you what you are using them for.
10. Forwards.
11. Men with fake tans.
12. That one person in your class that talks too much.
13. Untrained dogs.
14. People who do nothing and still get straight A's.
15. Bad grammar.
16. Sneezing.
17. Twitter
3 comments:
#5 makes me laugh so much. That girl is just a mess.
Unfortunately her lame-o Tik Tok song is like, constantly stuck in my head...and therefore has become acceptable to me. :(
Another reason why I can't stand Ke$ha, Heaven. That song is stuck on repeat at the most inopportune times.
1. agreed
2. agreed
3. agreed
4. don't mind it.
5. don't know what she sounds like.
6. don't care.
7. agreed.
8. happens at least every other day for me...
9. AGREED
10. agreed
11. agreed
12. agreed
13. AGREED
14. agreed
15. despite having a smart bf with a BA in literature, i totally fail.
16. I LOVE SNEEZING.
17. I LOVE TWITTER.
<3 moomoo
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