Thursday, September 3, 2009


Dear world,
I hate sneezing. My older sister loves it, but to me it has to be the most disgusting and unpleasant things in the world. And it just so happens to be that my cat, Wellington, decided to be ultra cuddly/clingy to me today. I am allergic to him.

(Me, but not the turtleneck or matching lipstick. Also, I'm young and have straight teeth, so this isn't really me at all.)

One of my favorite things in the world, though, is watching people sneeze that don't know that they're being watched. It's silly to see how they react. Some get ready for it, wrinkle their nose or stop mid-walk. Others try to brush it off, or don't even know it's coming. I love when people sneeze and you can just see the satisfaction on their faces afterwards. I know it's borderline creepy stalker, but if you don't like that about me then just don't sneeze alone while in public!
Random fact of the day, the word gezundheit is the German and Yiddish word for good health.

Question of the blog:
Do you like to sneeze? Which do you prefer: yawning or sneezing?


Mollie Underwood said...

i totally totally love watching strangers sneeze! that is so funny you said all that. sneezing is awful :(

JD said...

I'm laughing, laughing, laughing.

Moorea Seal said...

I lurve it. its so satisfying. Also, I sound like mom when I sneeze now. SUCKY. but funny. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-chew!

Also, I can tell you have been happier lately because your blog posts have all been super funny. Miss you love you.